Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the
English language is the word "Fuck". It is the one magical word,
wich, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, hate. In
language "Fuck" falls into many grammatical catigories. It can be
used as a verb, both transitive (Jhon fucked Mary) and intransitive
(Mary was fucked by Jhon). It can be an active verb (Jhon really
gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck); or
an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in Jhon), and as a noun (Mary
is a terrific fuck). It can be used as a adverb: (Mary is fucking
beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the
versatility of "Fuck".
Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be
used to describe many situations:
Greetings............"How the fuck are you?"
Fraud................"I got fucked by the car dealer."
Dismay..............."Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble.............."Well, I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression............"Fuck you!"
Disgust..............."Fuck me"
Confusion............."What the fuck"
Difficulty............"I don't anderstand this fucking business."
Despair..............."Fucked again"
Incompetence.........."He fucks up everything"
Displeasure..........."What the fuck is going on here"
Lost.................."Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief............."Unfucking believable."
Retaliation..........."Up your fucking ass."
It can be used in an anatomical description - He's a fucking asshole
It can be used to tell time - It's five fucking thirty
It can be used in business - How did I wind up with this fucking job?
It can be maternal - as in "Motherfucker"
It can be political - Fuck Tip O'Neil
And never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all those
fucking Indians come from ?" Also, the famous last words of the Mayor
of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that ?" And, last but not least, the
immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic, who said "Where is all
this fucking water coming from ?"
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How
can anyone be offended when you say fuck ? Use it frequently in your
daily speech: It will add to your prestige.
Today! Say to someone
Fuck you!
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