In response to the staff development questionnaire the following
new courses will be available with effect from April 1st 1992.
Will all staff who wish to attend please contact the new staff
development officer (Ivor Newone) and quote the reference number.
These courses will also be available for part -time staff an a
Saturday morning.
SELF DEVELOPMENT.
S1101 Creative suffering.
S1102 Overcoming peace of mind.
S1103 You and your birthmark.
S1104 Guilt without sex.
S1105 The primal shrug.
S1106 Ego gratification without violence.
S1107 Whine your way to alienation.
S1108 Dealing with post-realisation depression.
S1109 How to overcome self doubt through pretence and
ostentation.
BUSINESS AND CAREER.
BC101 Money can make you rich.
BC102 Packaging and selling your kids.
BC103 How to profit from your body.
BC104 Looters guide to cities.
BC105 Tax shelters for the indignent.
BC106 Career opportunities in the Falklands.
BC107 The underachievers guide to very small.
business opportunities.
CRAFTS.
CC101 Self-actualisation through macrame.
CC102 How to draw genitalia.
CC103 Bonsai your pet.
CC104 Needle craft for vaccinators.
CC105 Rearrange your mate.
HOME ECONOMICS.
HE101 Cultivating viruses in your refrigerator.
HE102 Burgleproof your house with concrete.
HE103 Sinus drainage at home.
HE104 Basic kitchen taxidermy.
HE105 The repair and maintenance of your virginity.
HE106 How to convert a wheelchair into a dune buggy.
HE107 1001 other uses for your vacuum cleaner.
HE108 How to convert your family room into a garage.
HEALTH AND FITNESS.
HF1121 Creative tooth decay.
HF1122 The joys of hypochondria.
HF1123 High fibre sex.
HF1124 Biofeedback and how to stop it.
HF1125 Skate your way to regularity.
HF1226 Understanding nudity.
HF1227 Tap-dance your way to social ridicule.
HF1228 Optional bodily functions.
HF1229 Advanced foreplay for Australians.