"Freeze, I'm Ma Baker,
Put your hands in the air,
Give me all your money!"
"This is a story of Ma Baker,
The meanest cat from all Chicago town"
She was the meanest cat \
In all Chicago town |
She was the meanest cat |
She really moved them down |
She had no heart at all |
No, no, no heart of all |
She was the meanest cat |
Oh, she was really tough |
She left her husband's flat |
He wasn't tough enough |
She took her boys along | Repeat twice
Cos they were mean and stray |
|
Ma-ma-ma-ma, Ma Baker |
She tough her sons, |
Ma-ma-ma-ma, Ma Baker, |
To handle their guns, |
Ma-ma-ma-ma, Ma Baker, |
She knew how to die, |
Ma-ma-ma-ma, Ma Baker, |
She newer could cry! /
Rasputin
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There lived a sertain man
In Russia long ago,
He was big and strongh
And his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him
With terror and with fear,
But to Moskow chicks
He was such a lovely dear.
He could preach the bible like a preache's
Full of ectary and fire,
But he also was a kind of teacher
Women would desire.
Ran, Ran, Rasputin,
Lover of the russian queen,
There was a cat that really was gone,
Ran, Ran, Rasputin,
Russia's greatest love machine,
It was a shame how he carried on.
He was a Russian man
And newer mind the tzar,
But the "Kazachok"
He danced really wunderlat.
In all affairs of state
He was the man to please,
He was real great
When he had a girl to sqeeze.
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heart the things he'd done,
She belived he was a hoty pealer
Who would .. her son.
Ran, Ran, Rasputin,
Lover of the russian queen,
There was a cat that really was gone,
Ran, Ran, Rasputin,
Russia's greatest love machine,
It was a shame how he carried on.
But when his drinking and lasting and hunder to power
Became known to more and more people,
The demands to do snith about this outrangeous man
Became louder and louder...
"This man's just got to do?" -
Declared his enemies
But the ladies legged:
"Don't you try to do it please"
Thogh he was a frute
They just feel in to his arms
Then one night some man
Of higher standing set a trap
"They're not to flame come to visit us"-
They rept demanding
And he volly came.
Ran, Ran, Rasputin,
Lover of the Russian queen,
They put some poison into his wine
Ran, Ran, Rasputin,
Lover of the Russian queen,
They didn't quiet, they wanted his head
Ran, Ran, Rasputin,
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead....
Oh, those Russians!
THE WATCHER
Lived longer, than care to remember
each passing life, an undying ember
burning ever hotter in my heart,
but the waiting's tearin' my soul apart.
All these years, I've been watchin' silently
as people 'round me were slaughtered blindly.
Inquisition, tore apart the land
Under the guise of the Lords hand.
With Cross & Sword, the Crusaders went,
Ten Thousand Saracens to hell they sent.
To free Jerusalem they left 'tis said,
But many, went for the loot & glory to be had.
Hitler had a plan for millions,
Only wished he could kill in Billions.
Stalin beat him without trying,
Now there's no one left to do the crying.
Johnson found a way to stop the baby-boom,
Sent thousands of soldiers to their doom.
All these years I watched and cried,
As millions, 'round me needlesly died.