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  • 101 EASY WAYS TO SAY NO 6849 Byte

  • THREE MEN IN A BOAT (TO SAY NOTHING OF THE DOG). 408827 Byte

  • Construction project, Atomic Bomb 8989 Byte

  • ACCIDENTS 4274 Byte

  • It's a Ad, Ad, Ad, Ad World 10011 Byte

  • I worked for a bit in the coastguard in Wales and I used to send weather reports to other bases, using a sort of antique FAX machine. I would call first on a special telephone and then send the data. 10755 Byte

  • The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages 64408 Byte

  • PROFUNDITIES, WITTICISMS AND GENERAL WISDOM 8529 Byte

  • RULES FOR BANK ROBBERS 42625 Byte

  • 25 GOOD REASONS 2167 Byte

  • "Moosehead". A great beer...and a new experience for the moose! 161966 Byte

  • BimGlossary 27400 Byte

  • Extreme care has been taken to preserve all the misspellings found in the original document. Enjoy!! 12424 Byte

  • Things to do When Bored 26068 Byte

  • TABLE OF AMERICAN AND BRITISH ENGLISH WORDS 27746 Byte

  • The Canonical Collection of Light Bulb Jokes 44817 Byte

  • BULB JOKES 7165 Byte

  • Computer Diagnosis 3920 Byte

  • EDITOR'S NOTE: 56359 Byte

  • How to Cook a Berkeley Student 3943 Byte

  • WHY COPS HATE YOU 29206 Byte

  • Disorder in the Court! 12359 Byte

  • THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS 75645 Byte

  • DARK CONSPIRACY INVOLVING ELECTRICAL POWER COMPANIES SURFACES 10291 Byte

  • "FUN THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD ANIMAL" 3710 Byte

  • For your edification and enjoyment, here are a few selected 15472 Byte

  • Electricity 4776 Byte

  • New Employee Evaluation Forms 4399 Byte

  • CALIFORNIA INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY ENTRANCE EXAMINATION 3895 Byte

  • Excuses, Excuses! 4143 Byte

  • USEFUL FARSI PHRASES FOR AMERICANS TRAVELING TO THE MIDDLE EAST 2408 Byte

  • FEMALE CHAUVINISTS? 3247 Byte

  • Hi there 78895 Byte

  • FUNNY FRENCH PHRASES: 2903 Byte

  • FUCK YOU 3538 Byte

  • FUCK 4958 Byte

  • A MISMATCHED PAIR OF GLOVES 2282 Byte

  • THE TRAGIC TALE OF OLD MacDONALD'S FARM 15017 Byte

  • Favorite joke (Cajun-dialect joke about drunks in a graveyard) 1499 Byte

  • SIGNS OF GROWING OLDER 1657 Byte

  • ENROLL NOW! 4340 Byte

  • The following exerpts were taken from a book entitled "Guilt Without Sex", written by Gina Collens and published by Price/Stern/Sloan 3451 Byte

  • EXPLODING LIGHT BULBS 1573 Byte

  • IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY 2142 Byte

  • A COLLECTION OF TRUE NEWSPAPER HEADLINES THAT MERIT A SECOND GLANCE 5169 Byte

  • THERE'S ONLY DECAF IN HELL 1735 Byte

  • MILES KINGTON 3945 Byte

  • "A HISTORY OF THE PAST: `LIFE REEKED WITH JOY'" 9514 Byte

  • HOW TO TAKE NOTES 2393 Byte

  • An Abridged Collection of Interdisciplinary Laws 58535 Byte

  • LAWS of LIFE 13678 Byte

  • Collection of Lawyer Jokes - Offensive to Attorneys & Lawyers 49965 Byte

  • A Contribution to the Mathematical Theory of Big Game Hunting 11756 Byte

  • LOST on PATROL 4803 Byte

  • Third MadHatterDay 3319 Byte

  • Jokes from "How are Mem Like Noodles?: The Ultimate Jokebook anout Men" 2081 Byte

  • AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES 7205 Byte

  • Subject: Miss Dish's Lament 6497 Byte

  • Important tips for Mideastern Travelers 2036 Byte

  • MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX 5124 Byte

  • Murphy's Military Laws 11203 Byte

  • From GAMES Magazine, AUG/SEPT 89: 2372 Byte

  • To test your understanding of the language spoken by some people in the north of England. 6077 Byte

  • OUR LAWYER WRITES: 11291 Byte

  • Real Pirates 6476 Byte

  • New Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991. 5584 Byte

  • The Poopie List 4355 Byte

  • The *OFFICIAL* Dan Quayle Joke Book! 4828 Byte

  • GLOSSARY FOR RESEARCH PAPERS: Strictly Speaking 6174 Byte

  • Rules 2749 Byte

  • Nobody goes there anymore, its too crowded.... 19915 Byte

  • OK, here's the scenario: 5842 Byte

  • ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS IN THE U.S.A. 5564 Byte

  • SeaGull Electronic University 9099 Byte

  • In the begining there was a plan, 1641 Byte

  • Situation Adaptability Evaluation for Management Personnel 7626 Byte

  • The following answers were taken from the test papers of science students 4096 Byte

  • STAFF DEVELOPMENT 5253 Byte

  • The true story of ??? 8791 Byte

  • This Guy Walks Into A Bar... 4344 Byte

  • A Thought 2382 Byte

  • I'm Tired 2091 Byte

  • UNDER HANDED 6460 Byte

  • WISCONSIN-ISMS 7183 Byte

  • FEMALE ANALYSIS 4098 Byte

  • "The Worm Before Christmas" 3730 Byte

  • *EXCERPTS* News you may NOT have read. Changed Every Saturday 111151 Byte

  • YOU'S ON FIRST 6667 Byte

  • The Way It Goes Sometimes... 16556 Byte

  • Undocumented 8088/8086 Instruction Set 3183 Byte

  • COMPUTER DICTIONARY 3343 Byte

  • Selecting a Programming Language Made Easy 4633 Byte

  • COOPER'S LAWS 3512 Byte

  • THE CREATION 18901 Byte

  • Confessions of a Download Junkie 4454 Byte

  • DOCUMENTING USELESS PROGRAMS 8548 Byte

  • Type P to Pause, S to Stop listing 8871 Byte

  • THE HACKER TEST - Version 1.0 25610 Byte

  • HEaT By Rad Man 7011 Byte

  • Is a new MAINFRAME O/S in the works at IBM ?!?! 3943 Byte

  • THE TRAGEDY OF AN ON-LINE ADDICTION by Steve King 7343 Byte

  • "World's Greatest Light Bulb Joke" from the column Back End by John C. Dvorak 2885 Byte

  • SPLIT PERSONALITIES ON ELECTRONIC BULLETIN BOARDS by Rangott Spliekin 7591 Byte

  • ESD PRODUCT SERVICE SUPPORT 2469 Byte

  • Humorous Tidbits 16353 Byte

  • Real Programmers ... 5254 Byte

  • REAL OPERATORS GUIDE... 7865 Byte

  • SUBJECT:RECOVERY TABLE FORMAT 12509 Byte

  • SEX HUMOR 15140 Byte

  • Just extracted this from the WAR_STORIES notefile. Long but amusing. 21709 Byte

  • Seems applicable to most any largish corporation... 16405 Byte

  • The Ancient Secret Meaning of some of the extended 53146 Byte

  • A Huge List Of One Liners 126911 Byte

  • The LoserUsers 76457 Byte

  • FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 6064 Byte

  • The following are "Data Processing Definitions": 2127 Byte

  • Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary 20237 Byte


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